You may be an ultra dad...

In honor of my three daughters' father.


You may be an ultra dad if...
When all nightgowns are dirty, you lend a finisher T-shirt to each of your three daughters. And they even can choose the color.

Reading UFO mag
You may be an ultra dad if... you read some pictures books to your daughter.

You may be an ultra dad if...
Since the birth of the youngest, two years ago, you've only run 6897 miles and participated to 5 IronMans.

You may be an ultra dad if...
When she's running along the pavement, your daughter says you proudly : "Look, Dad! I'm running a Spartathlon!"

You may be an ultra dad if...
For her birthday, your daughter wants triathlon handle bars on her Barbie bike.

You may be an ultra dad if...
You've already heard 597 times "Go Daddy! Go!" during the same race.

You may be an ultra dad if...
You regret not being here at your daughter's birthday: you're beginning a race the day before.

You may be an ultra dad if...
You still thought to offer her pink triathlon handle bars.

Blue rabbit
You may be an ultra dad if... you're ready to entertain your children during 50 miles.

You may be an ultra dad if...
When you start your training early in the afternoon, your daughter asks you whether you'll be at home to kiss her good night or not.

You may be an ultra dad if...
Mt. Whitney, to your kids, it's the goal of a more than thirty hours race.

You may be an ultra dad if...
You don't understand why they don't sell pink trail shoes, size 5. How can we plan family week-ends?

You may be an ultra dad if...
Your children's teachers have always seen you dressed in running clothes. Reason: there are 20 miles from kids' school to your work, and that's a great training opportunity.

You may be an ultra dad if...
You want your youngest to take a long nap, so you take her in a pushchair during your 2h30 training.

You may be an ultra dad if...
Your friends think you've conceived your children at the refreshment areas.

You may be an ultra dad if...
Your daughter has asked you : "How is it far? We've to go by car, but you can run to it? Or is it further?"

You may be an ultra dad if...
Your elder doesn't ask you any useless questions any more, he directly asks : "How many days do you need, to run to Scotland?"

You may be an ultra dad if...
When there's soup and pasta on dinner, your children say it's a race supply.

You may be an ultra dad if...
When you go and train after dinner, you promise to be back before breakfast.

You may be an ultra dad if...
Your daughter accepted to leave her bike's little wheels when you explained her it was necessary if she wanted to crew you during a 100 miles.

You may be an ultra dad if...
You think you become a real father after the 27th child.

You may be an ultra dad if...
When your children go to their grandparents, you provide them the road-book and check that they have the required equipment.

You may be an ultra dad if...
You actually know that
It's a long way to Tipperary
It's a long way to go

You may be an ultra dad if...
You don't understand why Ultimate Direction doesn't sell any baby bottle.

You may be an ultra dad if...
Your baby was born after the official 9-month time limit, so you took off his race number.

You may be an ultra dad if...
His school friends have "running faster" shoes. Your son has "running longer" ones.


You may be an ultra romantic if...
You propose to your sweet honey :
- What about a week-end in Greece in September ?
- Or two weeks in Mexico in November ?

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